Top: BCBG Max Azria/ Cardigan: Red Valentino/ Pants: Cynthia Rowley/ Pendant: Rachel Roy/ Shoes: Qupid/ Bag: Celine/ Watch: Swarovski
If there's any piece of clothing that does justice to the female legs, it is a good pair of wide-legged/flare/palazzo pants. I have been wearing the wide-legged/flare pants for years, even when they were not on trend, because of the magical things they did to my legs. High waisted palazzo trousers like such conceal the true nature of my 2cm long, non-exiStant, shapeless legs. It deceives the viewer into thinking that my legs extend for days. Even a pair of 7 inch heels is undetectable with this pair of trousers, and gives the the viewer the optical illusion that I'm extremely tall. Hell, it looks like I'm walking on stilts. So to all my vertically challenged readers, the high-waisted, wide-legged/flared pant is an absolute necessity for your wardrobe. Wear these pants the next time you're on a first date. Not only will you deceive the object of your affection into thinking that you're insanely tall, you'll keep him guessing as to how tall you really are and instil some mystery into your relationship. Until he sees you naked, of course. Then you're screwed.
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