I'm going to make this a quick-mainly-pictures post as I'm in quite of bit of pain this evening. I had my wisdom teeth extracted a few days ago and it hurts like a bitch! If there's any wisdom I've gained from this experience, it's that I will be adopting children in the future. I can barely tolerate the pain of a few teeth extracted, child birth is out of the question.
A lava of blood continues to erupt from my mouth, and in my post-sedated, dazed and numb state, I did what any sane person would do in this situation: I took pictures of myself (what? I thought blood was chic). I debated posting my blood laden pictures on the blog, but I thought that it is too early in my blogging career to reveal my intensely morbid side. Thus, I decided to opt for subtlety and nuance and post a look inspired by blood.
Apparently, mine is a fuchsia-red. *Shrugs*
I decided to pair the blood-red sweater top with a burgundy tube skirt, as it's right on trend for this fall. And let's just face it. I'm a conformist. Well, sometimes. This is probably my favourite silhouette for a skirt, as it is classy, clean and looks well refined. This outfit works well for a corporate setting as well, especially if you're trying to seduce your boss. You already know how much I love clothing that's both aesthetically pleasing and functional. Plus, both the sweater and the skirt accentuate my lady curves and give shape to my non-existant, pancake ass.