is interrupting its regularly scheduled program for a Public Service Begging.
you already know that I have no qualms about shamelessly whoring for, and
begging for followers, if need be, via various social networking platforms, so
now that we have that we’ve established my high thirst level, let’s get right
to it, shall we?
I see a lot of other blogs posting a round-up of their Instagram
photos on a weekly basis, which is usually loaded with inconspicuous attempts
to garner followers vis a vis photos of their dogs, duck faces and recent
purchases. And if there’s one thing that we’ve learned from Instagram, it’s
that pets maintain considerable importance, consumption is on the rise, and so are herpes. And let’s be honest, who are we, if not for the sum of our
followers? This is a rhetorical question, for which the obvious answer is ‘no
one’… but we shall engage in more philosophical discussions about existence
validation in another post. For now, I’m also introducing a roxthefox Instagram
roundup to lure you to follow me on the said social network in an attempt to
beat the follower count of Matilda Ferragni (which happens to be the pet dog of
famed fashion blogger, The Blonde Salad). I WILL NOT LET MY EXISTENCE BE
INVALIDATED BY CREATURES OF THE FURY KIND, PEOPLE.
So join me, fellow humans, as we journey through the
Internets…. @roxthefoxx… with two xx’s. I will bring down the original
roxthefox on Instagram. She/he shall be named by arch nemesis on Instagram